Topics: 4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn't even heard of them before, and I'm from the Internet.

I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative, and willfully ignorant, and I threw in a little gold digging just for funzies. I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, "Yes, I'd like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I'm given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person." This profile is my magnum opus; it will be engraved on my tombstone. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair:


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I"ve been trying my hand at online dating and it is the worst. So many guys just don"t show up for a date, or disappear on you.

There was a page the worst dating profiles ever

As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I''ve been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five years now. While it has its perks, being a woman on a dating site means immersing yourself in a disgusting cesspool of exposed nerves, unfiltered testosterone, and daily propositions to engage in sex acts so horrifying, I hadn''t even heard of them before, and I''m from the Internet.

I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.

In making this profile, I made sure my creation touched on every major facet of being truly horrible: mean, spoiled, lazy, racist, manipulative, and willfully ignorant, and I threw in a little gold digging just for funzies. I maintain that there is not a human on this planet who would read this profile and think, "Yes, I''d like to spend any amount of the fleeting time I''m given on my journey around the sun getting to know this person." This profile is my magnum opus; it will be engraved on my tombstone. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair:

Oi why do I have the worst luck dating?

I"m the worst at online dating because these douche bags feed you the worst lines like I"m supposed to be impressed and I"m so mean to them.

The process is worst than dating. Rejection, games, false hopes, and settling for what Will do. Make changes after commitment.

I completely regret dating one of my exes. I never thought I"d say that. But he"s literally the worst.

Ли́ндси Ди Ло́хан ( англ. Lindsay Dee Lohan , МФА /ˈlɪnziː ˈloʊ.ən/, рус. Линзи Ди Лоуэн [1] , встречается также произношение /Линзи Лоухэн/ ; род. 2 июля 1986 , Бронкс , Нью-Йорк , США ) [2] — американская актриса , певица , модель и дизайнер одежды.

Начала свою карьеру в качестве модели в возрасте трёх лет, чуть позже начала сниматься в кино, снялась во внушительном количестве рекламных роликов. В возрасте 10 лет Линдси начала играть в телесериалах, а в 11 лет сыграла главную роль в комедии 1998 года « Ловушка для родителей ». Спустя 6 лет Линдси уже стала популярной киноактрисой, сыграв главные роли в фильмах « Чумовая пятница », « Дрянные девчонки » и « Сумасшедшие гонки ».

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I"m happy for folks who are dating/marrying their friends. The friend zone is not the worst place to be beloved.

2nd problem, worst problem, is that he"s annoyed by the person he"s dating. he cringed when his phone rang.

When venturing out on your first blind date in a decade, it’s crucial to have the right attitude. Hope for the best. – Ted? – Sorry. Prepare for the worst.