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I’m an ***hole.  I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles.  I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat.  And by the way, I’m a really messy eater.  Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink.  I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it.  Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it.  Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert.  Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation.  I think you get the picture.

Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).

In a four-minute performance rapper says of the president: ‘Racism’s the only thing he’s famous for’The rapper Eminem has issued an ultimatum to his fans – support either him or Donald Trump – in a scorching rap played at Tuesday night’s BET awards. Related: Eminem launches anti-Trump track Campaign Speech Continue reading.

JACKSONVILLE, FL (October 11, 2017) - The Jacksonville Sheriff s Office is asking for the community s assistance in the search for a kidnapping and sexual battery suspect.

While male and female body temperatures are similar, subtle biological difference conspire to make household temperatures a perennial bone of contentionForget negotiations over who takes out the bin, new research suggests that the ideal home temperature is the vexed question most likely to split households down gender lines.A study found that one third of couples dispute this issue and that four in 10 women covertly turn up the heating behind their partner’s back. Continue reading.

Everyone’s dating app profile should include the amount of times they’ve responded to a Trump tweet.