Topics: How soon should you COOK for your DATE?

The jokers behind the Shanghai-based prank troop Monkey Kingz have gone and got themselves a new gig a comedy sketch series titled MAMAHUHU. In the theme of Singles' Day , their debut episode takes a look at the dating habits of single Chinese men versus their Western counterparts.

The take-away? Whether he's the timid and eager-to-please type or a jiao-pinching chach, at the end of the day, he'll last about as long in bed as the duration of this video.

It"s not your salary that makes you rich, it"s your spending habits. - Charles A. Jaffe