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It’s going to be one of those days (it’s only ever those days these days), so here’s something unexpected. You know how when a player leaves a team, either via free agency or by forcing a trade, fans flock to Twitter to film themselves burning said player’s jersey? Here’s one Cavs fan’s reaction to the blockbuster trade that sent Kyrie Irving to Boston:

This guy paid my insurance and now he thinks we’re dating

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